
Good morning. I am feeling so smug and sanctimonious today. It's just before 10am, and I've already paid bills and mowed my mother-in-law's back yard. Aren't I just the best?? Actually, she is. When the ex- left me for the whore, she took my side, as any good woman should.
In all seriousness, there aren't a lot of women out there who are fair enough to be able to see when they're beloved son, and she of course does love him very much, has acted like a complete and total ass and crapped all over his wife of 17 years and his 2 kids to boot! I'll do
anything for this woman.
I appreciate the comments from yesterday, especially from
Bea. I stumbled on her blog yesterday and made a silly comment. Bea, I share the same experience as you, only it's my cat, Moose Kitty. His goal in life is to see that I fold the laundry immediately when it comes out of the dryer, and his method is to immediately roll in the laundry if I leave it unattended for a moment.
I will be posting a new picture every day. I love art, and no, I don't know the names of the artists most of the time either, unless I'm looking at the Mona Lisa or Whistler's Mother or some other famous painting. I know nothing about art, other than I know what I like to look at.
On a totally unrelated matter, I require the services of an ornithologist. There is some species of bird that has it's nest somewhere in my backyard. I have never seen the bird, well, maybe I have but I didn't know it. That isn't the point. The point is, it has the most annoying chirp imaginable. It's a very shrill,
chirp-chirp-chirp two beat pause chirp-chirp-chirp two beat pause chirp-chirp-chirp. Imagine, if you will, a cell phone or pager going off, and no one will pick it up or mash the button or do whatever the hell is necessary to make it stop. Can you hear it? That's what I hear every morning, beginning at about 5am.
Now, I love birds. I really do. I even sort of like blue jays and they're loud, screeching assholes who bully other birds. But this bird is driving me nuts. Is there a bird expert out there who can tell me what type of bird this is, and what I can do to make it move? I don't want to kill it, I just want to encourage it to move a hundred yards away.